It came to my notice yesterday, and I have been further
prompted by a follower, (thanks Angela) that I have let things slide on the
reporting front. Indeed, I have noticed that my LAST blog was before Christmas
, (shame on me) so, today, as I have agility later, and will therefore not be
taking the dogs out for their hour long walk this morning, will endeavour to
play “catch-up” . Expect a large burbled novel………..with pictures……lots of pictures.
So, what’s been occurring in La Belle France ?. Well not a
huge volume…but, as it turns out, being retired is HUGELY time consuming (who
knew). I have had this rumoured to me in the past, but as you are probably
drawing the same conclusion as I did, (more like WTF)so I am not expecting you to believe me. But sat
with a cup of coffee, and if I am lucky, a chocolate éclair later, I will
attempt to bring you all up to date. I will try the “cliff notes” version to
start with, and branch off,as and hopefully WHEN, I feel it “all coming back to
me”.
Last time I reported in
I had damaged my ankle and was feeling pissed off as I remember, nothing like
having a young dog to train(the best bit about training)and having to put your
feet up for WEEKS. Glad to report Boq hasn’t suffered for his enforced break, he
got a bit rusty on his ability to follow commands instantaneously, but as luck
would have it we hadn’t really progressed beyond simple groundwork (no “actual”
agility, for you non enthusiasts) so
once we got stuck back in, he picked it back up, and I was then able to move on
the some “actual” jumping(over poles on the ground initially) My ankle is
holding up, I don’t think it will ever be back to how it was beforehand, and
there is a certain amount of sympathy being expected from my OTHER ankle which
took the brunt of the weight while I hobbled around. Still at my age, I suppose
you have to expect this sort of wear and tear, from spending umpteen weekends a
year, for umpteen years, careering around in the wet, slippery , and dry, bumpy
show grounds. Getting old !!!!
My new car ?? going
nicely thank you,steering wheel on the correct side….always a plus. Thankfully
Bluey,my dear Right hand model,has been adopted by a very good home,and once
driven back by my daughter and her friend Emily last month,has started enjoying
the countryside of Devon and hopefully will be giving long service and trouble
free motoring to my friend Karen. I will miss that car,the new one isn’t “ringing
my bells” yet…..it needs to be full of mud and dog hair,I feel like it’s a car at
the moment and not a “dog waggon”. Give it time.
Christmas came and
went, it was the first year in …..well forever, that I had the opportunity to make
a Christmas Cake, mince pies, sausage rolls, Christmas pudding and stuffing ALL
from scratch. I had forgotten what it was like to spend a lot of time in the
kitchen preparing Xmas fayre, but I thoroughly enjoyed myself. They weren't all
absolute hits,I had lost my touch in the Christmas Cake department, overcooked it fractionally and it was therefore quite
dry. I like mine really fruity and moist……duly noted for the 2014 cake.
New Year ?? Came/went……..
usual stuff, never was big on the
concept…..always thought different year/same shit…..but now I have little or no
excuse to “grind my axe” I am aiming at a more positive stance. That having
been said ,we are nearly half way through it already !!!! Geez is it just me, or is it flying by now I am
over 50.?
Next : CRUFTS - Doesn’t really apply in this Blog as it’s
NON- Le Tardis related, but while I am here, I have decided that this can be
summed up in one word, PROUD. That’s it….. PROUD. Love my dog, love my daughter, the whole “Crufts”
month was one enjoyable BLUR. An
experience I will remember and treasure forever. Nuff said.
1st pictures for this blog........
So, back in France,
Lesley and one of her bridesmaids (Emily) came back with me to go look at some
French Bridal gowns, and to take aforesaid Blue Doblo back to Britain. They
were only able to come for a few days but we all had a hoot. I remember “little
Emily” and little “Lesley” like it was yesterday and yet it was “forever” ago.
So lovely that Lesley has stayed so close to her original friends, (and added
some smashing new ones) she really IS blessed with some fantastic people around
her,…..makes it easier for me to worry less..(ME worry lol !!) Anyway I am told coming to search over
here(and looking at some very different styles) allowed her to finally choose "the one". That’s all I am saying…..everyone will now have to wait and see. In true Lesley style the last day was
polished off by a trip to the “Vallee des Singes”…..I didn’t go, but she tells
me the lemur sent love….. I love those guys….lets have two gratuitous lemur
pictures to make us all feel good inside.
Aaaaaaah lemurs……if
they were politicians the world would be a better place…….but I digress .
So, beginning to get up
to date. Now for the bit where non-agility folk can go get a cuppa and skip
down to the end.
How is Agility in
France going ??????? Do NOT get me
started !!!!
As I think I have described
before.
Stage One : you get you
Carte du Base (Base card). This has to be obtained by passing a test oral and
practical (and in French) based, pretty well much, on the Good Citizen
Silver/Gold.
Stage two: The Chairman
of your then club applies for a licence for you and once granted you may then
get your club to “sign you off” to compete at shows. SIMPLES !!!
Problem and I quote(roughly) from the
French Agility Mag site last month.
Blocking applications for licenses
Temporarily, license applications will not be processed
because "Michèle Garcia is no longer able to manage the licenses
CNEAC." (Agility governing body)
The CNEAC then asked CTRs to block other requests.
A new method of managing licenses is being set up within the
CSC. The next applications will be treated through this system when everything
is in place.
Cosmic………just bloody cosmic. I can’t apply for my “carte du
base” until Licences are being issued again. And once they ARE being issued
again, I will have to apply for my Carte du base, pass it, have my club apply
for my licence (waiting time anywhere up to three months) before I
compete. Therefore it is unlikely I will
get one this year AT ALL.
Now colour me a super addicted super competitive agility fan
(who likes to enter her OWN shows ta muchly) -but having spent the last 22 odd
years doing upwards of 20 shows a year, I find this situation the most
frustratingly ludicrous shambles EVER. Thank goodness Boq hasn’t yet reached 18
months old yet…..I would literally be climbing the walls. Added to this the nice club Chairman keeps sending
group emails of all the show “invites”……I say again…. to shows I can’t
enter AAAAAaaaaaaah.
Before I lived here I was lead to believe that there were
few shows, but now I live here I have discover within my old 2 hour travelling
distance “circle” I could do more than 20 here between March and November. I
won’t obviously DO them all(chance would be a fine thing) ,but there is about
one per month within an hours radius, one a month sounds reasonable for a
retired old girl and her two reprobates….I say again CHANCE would be a nice
thing. Good job I have got a small
selection of equipment at home or else I would get severe withdrawal.
Here's an idea of an agility year in my Region for those of your that are curious :
Here's an idea of an agility year in my Region for those of your that are curious :
date concours | type | EXPO | Club organisateur | lieu | Agility | |
dim. 02 mars | CC | CCEA SAINTES | SAINTES | M. PERRAIN / M. VANNIER | 1hr 18 mins | |
dim. 09 mars | ? | |||||
dim. 16 mars | ? | |||||
dim. 23 mars | CC | AC VALLEE | MONTIGNAC | |||
dim. 30 mars | CC | CRCT LA ROCHELLE | LAGORD | J. BLANC | 1hr 45 mins | |
dim. 06 avril | CC | CCEA 16 | BRIE | JL. RICOUX | 32 mins | |
sam. 12 avril | CC | CHERVEUX AEC | LA GARETTE | M. VANNIER | 1hr 30 mins | |
dim. 13 avril | CC + CHF CANICHE | N. DELATTRE / Ph. JEANCLAUDE | 1hr 30 mins | |||
dim. 20 avril | CC | CC ST LINOIS / ESC CHATELLERAULT | ST LIN / CHATELLERAULT | S. RAFIN / E. COUTANT | 1hr 28 mins | |
dim. 27 avril | CHRégional | HCC SURGERES | SURGERES | N. RENAUD | 1hr 20 mins | |
dim. 04 mai | Sel GPF | NOIRTERRE | NOIRTERRE | J. BLANC | 2hrs | |
jeu. 08 mai | CC | AC TERVES | TERVES | M. PERRAIN | 2hrs | |
dim. 11 mai | CC | ROULLET SCC | ROULLET | R. DUPONT | 30 mins | |
sam. 17 mai | sel Trophée par équipe | FC POITOU-CHARENTES | J. BLANC /M. PERRAIN / S. RAFIN / M. VANNIER | |||
dim. 18 mai | ||||||
dim. 25 mai | CC | CEC ROYAN | SAUJON | R. DIMEUR | 1hr 30 mins | |
sam. 31 mai | CC | ESC THOUET | LA CHAPELLE BERTRAND | A. ERDOS | 1 hr 42 mins | |
dim. 01 juin | CC | COGNAC CHARENTE | CC PONTOIS | PONS | M. DURIEUX | 1 hr 20 mins |
sam. 07 juin | CHF chiens de Race | ANGERS | ||||
dim .08 juin | ||||||
sam. 14 juin | CHF Agility | SC RHONE ALPES | ANNONNAY | |||
dim. 15 juin | ||||||
dim. 22 juin | CC | LA ROCHELLE | HCC SURGERES (en faveur Solidarité Agility) | SURGERES | J. VASSEROT | 1 hr 20 mins |
dim. 29 juin | CC | CC GATINAIS | CHATILLON/THOUET | M. PERRAIN | ||
sam. 5 juil. | finale GPF | ??? | ||||
dim. 06 juil. | ||||||
dim. 13 juil. | ? | |||||
dim. 20 juil. | CC | AULNAY DE SAINTONGE | TNT MARSAC | MARSAC | 30 mins | |
dim. 27 juil. | CC | CANIKAZES COGNAC | COGNAC | 1 hr | ||
2/3 août | BER | PONS | 1 hr 20 mins | |||
sam. 9 août | FINALE Trophé par équipe | St HUBERT DU NORD | ||||
dim. 10 août | ||||||
dim. 17 août | CC | CRCT LA ROCHELLE | LAGORD | N. RENAUD | 1 hr 45 mins | |
dim. 24 août | ||||||
dim . 31 août | CC | CCEA SAINTES /NOIRTERRE | SAINTES /NOIRTERRE | M. DURIEUX / M. PERRAIN | 1 hr 18 mins | |
sam. 06 sept. | 4 PAT CLUB | ST BENOIT | 1 hr 5 mins | |||
dim. 07 sept | CC | S. FELIX / M. PERRAIN | 1 hr 5 mins | |||
dim. 14 sept | CC | ROCHEFORT | AC TERVES | TERVES | S. RAFIN | 2 hrs |
dim. 21 sept | CC | A.C.C C 17 / CCEA BRIE | ST SAUVEUR D'AUNIS / MONTMOREAU | E. COURANT / R. MOREAU | 1 hr 26 mins | |
dim. 27 sept | ||||||
dim. 05 oct. | CC | ACCN ECHILLAIS | ECHILLAIS | M. DURIEUX | 1 hr 36 mins | |
dim. 11 oct | CC | CHERVEUX AEC | CHERVEUX | M. PERRAIN | 1 hr 34 mins | |
sam. 18 oct | POITIERS | |||||
dim. 19 oct | ||||||
dim. 23 nov. | CC | CANIKAZES COGNAC | centre équestre BOUSSAC | 1 hr |
Anyway, frustration apart (still on agility folks so NON agility folk still keep skipping down)
I have decided to attend the local shows with Boq. I haven’t the heart to take
Stitch as he would expect to run, but Boq needs the socialization. So, agility
show update coming on.
Since my last report I have been to two others. One
Montignac (my own club) and CCEA 16 at Brie (30 minutes away) I have said
before and I will say it again. French agility is like being in an agility time
warp…..but for us “older” competitors out there, that’s not a bad thing. Both
our Club, and Brie only had one ring, one Judge, and less than 100 competitors
TOTAL. Small really IS beautiful sometimes,
the handling finesse of agility champions wasn’t there, granted, but there was
some good old fashioned atmosphere. No
electronic timing, a counted table and as I have said before some good old
fashioned “banter” from both inside and outside the ring, Judge, competitors
and audience alike. It had a feel good factor that I am comfortable with, the
standard wasn’t amazing, the courses rather “strange” in concept, but there was
plenty of camaraderie and agility spirit. I wandered around with Boq and many people
struck up conversations with me, despite the fact that I obviously WAS an
outsider,(hell my dog was wearing a SWAG “halti” that’s enough reason for a
good old discussion on equipment……was it a muzzle ??? What did it DO ???) I find it refreshing that people really TRY
and encourage dialogue with you, despite the fact that I am so terribly bad at
getting my points across. Whatever I can say about the lack of positive
reinforcement(as we know it) and lack of systemic methods, you cannot take away
from the French that they enthuse about their agility, and they seem more able
to cope with things not panning out in the ring, than their English
counterparts. I watched for four hours,
(give or take), ringside and there was not a strop to be seen, and heaven knows
the clears were hardly forthcoming !!!!
I await my opportunity to join them with great anticipation and
interest.
Here are some photos of our show.
"proper" barriers |
No rosettes- just trophies |
Fibre glass contact equipment by the way |
Interesting approaches 18 jump to A frame 19 ! |
Ring side "pop-up" tents |
My son Paul will be racing the Isle of Man TT this year on
the sidecars, I wish I could go to support him, he has been racing since he was
18(eight years) and although has qualified several times,fate has always
“stepped in” and prevented him. Prehaps this year he will get his chance. I
might be peeking out from behind my fingers, it’s “well scary”.
Good luck lads ♥
Well folks, my garden, and my wildlife awaits. Blue tit’s in
the nesting boxes, most of the birds in the neighbourhood have “Phee fur” lined
nests…I knew her “summer” clip would be appreciated by more than just her.
Tomato plants are in, a few bedding plants are braving the slugs, snails (and
Boq if I am honest). Hopefully have a
bit of a show later in the year.
I won’t leave it so long next time….promise.