Playing catch-up - AKA other excuses for being lazy.

It came to my notice yesterday, and I have been further prompted by a follower, (thanks Angela) that I have let things slide on the reporting front. Indeed, I have noticed that my LAST blog was before Christmas , (shame on me) so, today, as I have agility later, and will therefore not be taking the dogs out for their hour long walk this morning, will endeavour to play “catch-up” . Expect a large burbled novel………..with pictures……lots of pictures.

So, what’s been occurring in La Belle France ?. Well not a huge volume…but, as it turns out, being retired is HUGELY time consuming (who knew). I have had this rumoured to me in the past, but as you are probably drawing the same conclusion as I did, (more like WTF)so  I am not expecting you to believe me. But sat with a cup of coffee, and if I am lucky, a chocolate éclair later, I will attempt to bring you all up to date. I will try the “cliff notes” version to start with, and branch off,as and hopefully WHEN, I feel it “all coming back to me”.

Last time I reported in I had damaged my ankle and was feeling pissed off as I remember, nothing like having a young dog to train(the best bit about training)and having to put your feet up for WEEKS. Glad to report Boq hasn’t suffered for his enforced break, he got a bit rusty on his ability to follow commands instantaneously, but as luck would have it we hadn’t really progressed beyond simple groundwork (no “actual” agility, for you non enthusiasts)  so once we got stuck back in, he picked it back up, and I was then able to move on the some “actual” jumping(over poles on the ground initially) My ankle is holding up, I don’t think it will ever be back to how it was beforehand, and there is a certain amount of sympathy being expected from my OTHER ankle which took the brunt of the weight while I hobbled around. Still at my age, I suppose you have to expect this sort of wear and tear, from spending umpteen weekends a year, for umpteen years, careering around in the wet, slippery , and dry, bumpy show grounds.  Getting old !!!! 

My new car ?? going nicely thank you,steering wheel on the correct side….always a plus. Thankfully Bluey,my dear Right hand model,has been adopted by a very good home,and once driven back by my daughter and her friend Emily last month,has started enjoying the countryside of Devon and hopefully will be giving long service and trouble free motoring to my friend Karen. I will miss that car,the new one isn’t “ringing my bells” yet…..it needs to be full of mud and dog hair,I feel like it’s a car at the moment and not a “dog waggon”. Give it time.

Christmas came and went, it was the first year in …..well forever, that I had the opportunity to make a Christmas Cake, mince pies, sausage rolls, Christmas pudding and stuffing ALL from scratch. I had forgotten what it was like to spend a lot of time in the kitchen preparing Xmas fayre, but I thoroughly enjoyed myself. They weren't all absolute hits,I had lost my touch in the Christmas Cake department, overcooked  it fractionally and it was therefore quite dry. I like mine really fruity and moist……duly noted for the 2014 cake. 

New Year ?? Came/went…….. usual stuff,  never was big on the concept…..always thought different year/same shit…..but now I have little or no excuse to “grind my axe” I am aiming at a more positive stance. That having been said ,we are nearly half way through it already !!!!  Geez is it just me, or is it flying by now I am over 50.?

Next : CRUFTS  - Doesn’t really apply in this Blog as it’s NON- Le Tardis related, but while I am here, I have decided that this can be summed up in one word, PROUD. That’s it….. PROUD.  Love my dog, love my daughter, the whole “Crufts” month was one enjoyable BLUR.  An experience I will remember and treasure forever.  Nuff said.

1st pictures for this blog........ 

So, back in France, Lesley and one of her bridesmaids (Emily) came back with me to go look at some French Bridal gowns, and to take aforesaid Blue Doblo back to Britain. They were only able to come for a few days but we all had a hoot. I remember “little Emily” and little “Lesley” like it was yesterday and yet it was “forever” ago. So lovely that Lesley has stayed so close to her original friends, (and added some smashing new ones) she really IS blessed with some fantastic people around her,…..makes it easier for me to worry less..(ME worry lol !!)  Anyway I am told coming to search over here(and looking at some very different styles) allowed her to finally choose "the one". That’s all I am saying…..everyone will now have to wait and see.  In true Lesley style the last day was polished off by a trip to the “Vallee des Singes”…..I didn’t go, but she tells me the lemur sent love….. I love those guys….lets have two gratuitous lemur pictures to make us all feel good inside.

Aaaaaaah lemurs……if they were politicians the world would be a better place…….but I digress .

So, beginning to get up to date. Now for the bit where non-agility folk can go get a cuppa and skip down to the end.

How is Agility in France going ???????  Do NOT get me started !!!! 

As I think I have described before.

Stage One : you get you Carte du Base (Base card). This has to be obtained by passing a test oral and practical (and in French) based, pretty well much, on the Good Citizen Silver/Gold.

Stage two: The Chairman of your then club applies for a licence for you and once granted you may then get your club to “sign you off” to compete at shows. SIMPLES !!!

Problem  and I quote(roughly) from the French Agility Mag site last month.

Blocking applications for licenses

Temporarily, license applications will not be processed because "Michèle Garcia is no longer able to manage the licenses CNEAC." (Agility governing body)

The CNEAC then asked CTRs to block other requests.

A new method of managing licenses is being set up within the CSC. The next applications will be treated through this system when everything is in place. 

Cosmic………just bloody cosmic. I can’t apply for my “carte du base” until Licences are being issued again. And once they ARE being issued again, I will have to apply for my Carte du base, pass it, have my club apply for my licence (waiting time anywhere up to three months) before I compete.  Therefore it is unlikely I will get one this year AT ALL. 

Now colour me a super addicted super competitive agility fan (who likes to enter her OWN shows ta muchly) -but having spent the last 22 odd years doing upwards of 20 shows a year, I find this situation the most frustratingly ludicrous shambles EVER. Thank goodness Boq hasn’t yet reached 18 months old yet…..I would literally be climbing the walls.  Added to this the nice club Chairman keeps sending group emails of all the show “invites”……I say again…. to shows I can’t enter  AAAAAaaaaaaah.

Before I lived here I was lead to believe that there were few shows, but now I live here I have discover within my old 2 hour travelling distance “circle” I could do more than 20 here between March and November. I won’t obviously DO them all(chance would be a fine thing) ,but there is about one per month within an hours radius, one a month sounds reasonable for a retired old girl and her two reprobates….I say again CHANCE would be a nice thing.  Good job I have got a small selection of equipment at home or else I would get severe withdrawal.


Here's an idea of an agility year in my Region for those of your that are curious :

date concours	type	EXPO	Club organisateur	lieu	Agility
dim. 02 mars	CC		CCEA SAINTES	SAINTES	M. PERRAIN / M. VANNIER	1hr 18 mins
dim. 09 mars					?
dim. 16 mars					?
dim. 23 mars	CC		AC VALLEE	MONTIGNAC
dim. 30 mars	CC		CRCT LA ROCHELLE	LAGORD	J. BLANC	1hr 45 mins
dim. 06 avril	CC		CCEA 16	BRIE	JL. RICOUX	32 mins
sam. 12 avril	CC		CHERVEUX AEC	LA GARETTE	M. VANNIER	1hr 30 mins
dim. 13 avril	CC + CHF CANICHE				N. DELATTRE / Ph. JEANCLAUDE	1hr 30 mins
dim. 20 avril	CC		CC ST LINOIS / ESC CHATELLERAULT	ST LIN / CHATELLERAULT	S. RAFIN / E. COUTANT	1hr 28 mins
dim. 27 avril	CHRégional		HCC SURGERES	SURGERES	N. RENAUD	1hr 20 mins
dim. 04 mai	Sel GPF		NOIRTERRE	NOIRTERRE	J. BLANC	2hrs
jeu. 08 mai	CC		AC TERVES	TERVES	M. PERRAIN	2hrs
dim. 11 mai	CC		ROULLET SCC	ROULLET	R. DUPONT	30 mins
sam. 17 mai	sel Trophée par équipe		FC POITOU-CHARENTES		J. BLANC /M. PERRAIN / S. RAFIN / M. VANNIER
dim. 18 mai
dim. 25 mai	CC		CEC ROYAN	SAUJON	R. DIMEUR	1hr 30 mins
sam. 31 mai	CC		ESC THOUET	LA CHAPELLE BERTRAND	A. ERDOS	1 hr 42 mins
dim. 01 juin	CC	COGNAC CHARENTE	CC PONTOIS	PONS	M. DURIEUX	1 hr 20 mins
sam. 07 juin	CHF chiens de Race		ANGERS
dim .08 juin
sam. 14 juin	CHF Agility		SC RHONE ALPES	ANNONNAY
dim. 15 juin
dim. 22 juin	CC	LA ROCHELLE	HCC SURGERES (en faveur Solidarité Agility)	SURGERES	J. VASSEROT	1 hr 20 mins
dim. 29 juin	CC		CC GATINAIS	CHATILLON/THOUET	M. PERRAIN
sam. 5 juil.	finale GPF		???
dim. 06 juil.
dim. 13 juil.					?
dim. 20 juil.	CC	AULNAY DE SAINTONGE	TNT MARSAC	MARSAC		30 mins
dim. 27 juil.	CC		CANIKAZES COGNAC	COGNAC		1 hr
2/3 août	BER			PONS		1 hr 20 mins
sam. 9 août	FINALE Trophé par équipe		St HUBERT DU NORD
dim. 10 août
dim. 17 août	CC		CRCT LA ROCHELLE	LAGORD	N. RENAUD	1 hr 45 mins
dim. 24 août
dim . 31 août	CC		CCEA SAINTES /NOIRTERRE	SAINTES /NOIRTERRE	M. DURIEUX / M. PERRAIN	1 hr 18 mins
sam. 06 sept.			4 PAT CLUB	ST BENOIT		1 hr 5 mins
dim. 07 sept	CC				S. FELIX / M. PERRAIN	1 hr 5 mins
dim. 14 sept	CC	ROCHEFORT	AC TERVES	TERVES	S. RAFIN	2 hrs
dim. 21 sept	CC		A.C.C C 17 / CCEA BRIE	ST SAUVEUR D'AUNIS / MONTMOREAU	E. COURANT  / R. MOREAU	1 hr 26 mins
dim. 27 sept
dim. 05 oct.	CC		ACCN ECHILLAIS	ECHILLAIS	M. DURIEUX	1 hr 36 mins
dim. 11 oct	CC		CHERVEUX AEC	CHERVEUX	M. PERRAIN	1 hr 34 mins
sam. 18 oct		POITIERS
dim. 19 oct
dim. 23 nov.	CC		CANIKAZES COGNAC	centre équestre BOUSSAC		1 hr

Anyway, frustration apart (still on agility folks  so NON agility folk still keep skipping down) I have decided to attend the local shows with Boq. I haven’t the heart to take Stitch as he would expect to run, but Boq needs the socialization. So, agility show update coming on.

Since my last report I have been to two others. One Montignac (my own club) and CCEA 16 at Brie (30 minutes away) I have said before and I will say it again. French agility is like being in an agility time warp…..but for us “older” competitors out there, that’s not a bad thing. Both our Club, and Brie only had one ring, one Judge, and less than 100 competitors TOTAL.  Small really IS beautiful sometimes, the handling finesse of agility champions wasn’t there, granted, but there was some good old fashioned atmosphere.   No electronic timing, a counted table and as I have said before some good old fashioned “banter” from both inside and outside the ring, Judge, competitors and audience alike. It had a feel good factor that I am comfortable with, the standard wasn’t amazing, the courses rather “strange” in concept, but there was plenty of camaraderie and agility spirit. I wandered around with Boq and many people struck up conversations with me, despite the fact that I obviously WAS an outsider,(hell my dog was wearing a SWAG “halti” that’s enough reason for a good old discussion on equipment……was it a muzzle ??? What did it DO ???)   I find it refreshing that people really TRY and encourage dialogue with you, despite the fact that I am so terribly bad at getting my points across. Whatever I can say about the lack of positive reinforcement(as we know it) and lack of systemic methods, you cannot take away from the French that they enthuse about their agility, and they seem more able to cope with things not panning out in the ring, than their English counterparts.  I watched for four hours, (give or take), ringside and there was not a strop to be seen, and heaven knows the clears were hardly forthcoming !!!!   I await my opportunity to join them with great anticipation and interest.

Here are some photos of our show.   

"proper" barriers

No rosettes- just trophies

Fibre glass contact equipment by the way

Interesting approaches 18 jump to A frame 19 !

Ring side "pop-up" tents

So what do the next few months hold ?? Lot of sunshine if the thermometer in the garden is anything to go by this bright Spring day…had a couple of 28 deg's in the last few days, the dogs are beginning to acclimatize, but me…..not so much.  Boq will be 1 year old on the 12^th May. He really is the most incredible little fella,I love him dearly. He reminds me of Tod everyday, there is a gormlessness and an innocence on one hand  and yet the wildness and drive on the other that keeps me wondering(just like Tod) if I get Jeykll or Hyde on any given day. Can’t wait to have him up and running…..he is going to be a lot of fun.  Training my first “distance” dog is rather strange, I was born and bred a runner, to be using deceleration and distance control on a regular basis is ALIEN in the extreme, but he’s the right dog for the task, he loves working away from me, and has a broad knowledge of technical skill for one so young. There really isn’t anything I can’t “do” with him, once he is able to learn the finishing skill like the tyre,the weaves and the full contacts he should be a very handy guy to have with you in the ring. Not exocet  missile materiel yet but I think it’s there. We’ll see, at least he’s stealthy, you won’t hear HIM coming….unlike Stitch lol.

My son Paul will be racing the Isle of Man TT this year on the sidecars, I wish I could go to support him, he has been racing since he was 18(eight years) and although has qualified several times,fate has always “stepped in” and prevented him. Prehaps this year he will get his chance. I might be peeking out from behind my fingers, it’s “well scary”.  

Good luck lads ♥

Well folks, my garden, and my wildlife awaits. Blue tit’s in the nesting boxes, most of the birds in the neighbourhood have “Phee fur” lined nests…I knew her “summer” clip would be appreciated by more than just her. Tomato plants are in, a few bedding plants are braving the slugs, snails (and Boq if I am honest).  Hopefully have a bit of a show later in the year.

I won’t leave it so long next time….promise.